At some point in our lives, we’ve all taken gym memberships. But the fact that we miss the gym everyday, 5 years in a row, is a different story altogether. ;)
Here are some of the most hilarious excuses people make to avoid the gym at any cost and keep remaining unhealthy.
1. I have a headache.
It’s a mild one, but can’t take risk.
2. My dog has a headache.
Really bro? Really?
3. I think I am having a heart attack.
Sounds legit.
4. It’s raining outside, how can I go?
5. It’s so hot outside, how can I go?
Let’s just wait till the weather is perfect.
6. Kal hi to gaya tha… is week ke liye kafi hai.
Or last month gaya tha, so that’s good enough.
Or last year.
7. I might fall on the treadmill and embarrass myself.
Totally valid reason.
8. My gym shorts are dirty
Let me buy those new shorts first, then I’ll go regularly.
9. I need to eat more to gain strength.
…then I will go to gym.
10. I’ve got no time.
Because… *thinking of an excuse*
11. It’s Sunday, bro.
…or anyday.
12. Kal se regular, pakka… Cross my heart.
God promise.
13. My dad might call me and you know how he is when I don’t answer his calls.
He is going to kill me with his eyes.
14. I have to go to the bathroom.
… and who knows how long that might take, right???
15. No WIFI in the gym.
Nooooooo….!!!
16. I am perfect as I am.
I’m already in a relationship, so who do I need to impress?
17. One of the trainers at the gym has scary eyes.
He is a vampire.
18. This is the worst gym. Will join new one next month.
Never gonna happen.
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